http://comedy.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for comedy en Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:50:10 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2714449 unknown@Digg.com Theres a certain soft spot in every mans heart when it comes to beer commercials. They can lift the mood when your team is losing, give us a chuckle, and make us want another beer all at the same time. Today we?re going to honor some of the best. Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:50:10 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2714449comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2714178 unknown@Digg.com "The Something Awful Forum Goons took magazine titles, and, well, reversed their meanings." Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:40:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2714178comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2713459 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:30:02 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2713459comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2713217 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:20:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2713217comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2713219 unknown@Digg.com There was no way I could let them in dressed like that," said bouncer Ken Hess, who asked emergency personnel to step aside while he allowed a group of good-looking, scantily clad women directly into the blaze. Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:14:20 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2713219comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2713145 unknown@Digg.com I pointed out the irony with red arrows. Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:10:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2713145comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2712736 unknown@Digg.com How will history remember Curious George..."Bush Refuses To Set Timetable For Withdrawal Of Head From White House Banister" Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:00:06 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2712736comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2711839 unknown@Digg.com Times New Roman and friends battle the forces of evil. Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:40:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2711839comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2710596 unknown@Digg.com COMEDY -- Maybe Syria can add a second line for just $9.99 per month, too ... Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:40:02 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2710596comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2710271 unknown@Digg.com nsfw Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:20:05 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2710271comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2710146 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:50:02 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2710146comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2709807 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:30:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2709807comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2709447 unknown@Digg.com There are many wrong things about George Bush but this is the weirdest - his banana is actually a... Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:10:07 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2709447comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2709290 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:40:06 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2709290comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2707937 unknown@Digg.com This poor guy takes a direct hit from the chicks head and ends up dropping her on her ass. Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:50:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2707937comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2707938 unknown@Digg.com Involving A-Rod going deep and Wang getting hurt... Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:40:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2707938comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2707969 unknown@Digg.com Involving A-Rod going deep and Wang getting hurt... Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:40:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2707969comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2707365 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Sun, 20 Jul 2008 14:40:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2707365comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2707346 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Sun, 20 Jul 2008 14:20:02 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2707346comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2706441 unknown@Digg.com An illustration of the difference between sober and drunk. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:20:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2706441comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2706289 unknown@Digg.com On Wednesday, President Bush hosted "Tee Ball on the South Lawn" an events that brings kids from all 50 states and the District of Columbia to play a fun game of tee ball in front of coaches, family, friends and secret service members. Normally, this is just a nice photo opportunity for the President, but as this video shows one girl was not so Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:50:14 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2706289comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2705296 unknown@Digg.com Unnecessary censorship, come and play edition. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:40:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2705296comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2705027 unknown@Digg.com Many of us enjoy the company of a faithful dog to fetch our slippers or a sinister monkey to pick pockets from tourists while we grind our organ. But every so often a group of animals get out of hand and humans need to set their massive intellect to the task of dealing with them. And usually, it goes hilariously wrong. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:53:14 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2705027comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2704349 unknown@Digg.com or at least do your business at home. Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:50:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2704349comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2703826 unknown@Digg.com Just when you think the wooden spoon prank is dead and totally played out, these kids come up with a creative way to breathe new life into it! Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:50:05 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2703826comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2703426 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:20:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2703426comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2703262 unknown@Digg.com Pow Right In The Kisser! Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:20:14 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2703262comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2703157 unknown@Digg.com Ouch Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:30:13 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2703157comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2702907 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:00:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2702907comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2702431 unknown@Digg.com 100% gibberish and still funnier than Carlos Mencia. Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:37:50 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2702431comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2702383 unknown@Digg.com Yap...Yip...Yap. Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:38:30 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2702383comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2701829 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:00:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2701829comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2701377 unknown@Digg.com Jeffrey Riesman, 29, an account manager at Tri-Trust Insurance, has spent the last 10 years satisfying desires not sufficiently fulfilled during childhood, sources reported Tuesday. Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:10:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2701377comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2701276 unknown@Digg.com Some store owners... just don't get it Thu, 17 Jul 2008 05:00:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2701276comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2700741 unknown@Digg.com Perfect for developing little tykes ... into adults who want to murder their parents. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:40:21 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2700741comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2700587 unknown@Digg.com Some of them should probably be avoided, some of them might actually work. One thing you can be sure of: the government doesn't want you to know about any of them. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:20:07 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2700587comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2699331 unknown@Digg.com Remember when you?d go to the dentist?s office when you were a kid and there?d be a copy of Highlights Magazine there? Well, that magazine sucked. Really bad. Even eight-year-olds knew it blew. So, we decided to redo it. If there?s a hell, we?re going to it for this. Enjoy. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:20:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2699331comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2698865 unknown@Digg.com Last week, you saw how Iran tried to make its recent missile tests look more impressive by adding an extra missile using Photoshop. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:00:05 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2698865comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2698809 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:50:02 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2698809comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2698364 unknown@Digg.com Being famous is awesome. That's what we heard, anyway.But fame isn't so great for people who didn't ask for it, particularly the ones who got caught on video acting like a dumbass and turned into YouTube superstars overnight. We at Cracked have often wondered what becomes of those people who had their 15 minutes, whether they wanted it or not. Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:10:09 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2698364comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2697898 unknown@Digg.com Dont let the pink t-shirts fool you, this is not a pizza store you want to rob. Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:20:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2697898comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2697293 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:10:09 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2697293comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2697136 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:40:09 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2697136comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2697051 unknown@Digg.com Bo's latest music video talks about his days in high school... Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:50:05 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2697051comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2697010 unknown@Digg.com HEADSHOT! Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:00:14 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2697010comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2696645 unknown@Digg.com Do NOT try this incredibly dangerous experiment at home! With that said, if you were going to try this at home, this is how you would do it. Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:20:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2696645comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2696595 unknown@Digg.com No description for this story Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:50:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2696595comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2696056 unknown@Digg.com With gas prices skyrocketing and 65 payments left on the Escalade, America is looking for ways to cut back. In these desperate times we'll do whatever is necessary, as long as it doesn't involve driving less. Fortunately there are a number of fuel-saving alternatives that are easy, inexpensive, and completely idiotic. Such as ... Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:00:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2696056comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2695851 unknown@Digg.com Rejoice, my brothers and sisters.The Spaghetti Monster is with you. Blessed are you among sauces, and blessed is the spice from your shaker. Heated meatsauce, monster of taste, pray for us non-pirates now and at the hour of our hunger. RAmen Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:00:04 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2695851comedy http://web2announcer.com/go/2695578 unknown@Digg.com This little girl wants a toy from inside the claw game and figures out a way to cheat the game. Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:50:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2695578comedy